THE DARCY BOYS and THE CASE OF THE SECRET SKULLS
Erotic Comedy, Mystery, GBLT , Approx 7200 words
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The Darcy Boys and The Case of the Secret Skulls
by A.J. Ryan
Disclaimer: This ADULT ONLY work of fiction is NOT a mystery book for children. It is a satirical erotic farce and contains M/M scenes. Buyer beware.
Quote from a reviewer..."What would you get if you mixed The Hardy Boys with The Rocky Horror Picture Show and added a healthy dose of Monty Python’s Flying Circus? The results would closely resemble A. J. Ryan’s tongue-in-cheek novella The Darcy Boys & the Case of the Secret Skulls.
Step-brothers Tommy and Dash Darcy have only just met, and already they're stuck together for the summer while their parents disappear on a honeymoon abroad. What else are two sexy, strapping lads to do but solve a murderous mystery on a college campus full of hot male virgins who are dropping dead at an alarming rate?
“Dash was handed a dagger with a small silver skull at its hilt.
"You will be given the Robe of the Secret Skulls once your initiation is over," Stan told Dash as he laid the weapon in his open palm.
Theatrically, Stan then took up an ancient book, opened up its frayed pages and read in a voice loud enough for the entire congregation to hear. "When the blood of the innocent is spilled, when the flesh of the gift is ripped asunder, and the heart of the young and undeniably hot is cut from his virgin chest and thrown to the Dogs of Hell, then shall you be honored with the cloth of the Skulls!"
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The Darcy Boys and The Case of the Secret Skulls © 2009 by A.J. Ryan
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This book is a work of fiction. Characters, names, places and incidents either are the product of the author's imagination or are used fictitiously, and any resemblance to any actual persons, living or dead, events, or locales is entirely coincidental.
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eBook ISBN:978-1-926704-72-2
Print ISBN:978-1-926704-80-7
First Editions * October 2009
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